Happy arbitrary New Year

Apparently it's been 2010 years since the birth of Jesus.

I wonder if the mad-as-a-cut-snake birthers in the US - the ones who keep bollocking on about Obama's alleged un-American Kenyanness being reason to have him deposed - are equally concerned about Jesus' pedigree? Records of Jesus birth' are spotty as heck and, although they specify a place, don't mention a time whatsoever. Dude could be a Gemini for all we know! Do you really want to trust your soul to a flighty messed-up Gemini?

Anyway, happy 2010 CE and I hope your hangovers were awesome.