Showing posts with label election. Show all posts
Showing posts with label election. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Greta C nails Palin

Greta Christina at the Blowfish Blog, in her typical straight-shootin' style, nails down exactly why Caribou Barbie (aka Sarah Palin) is unfit to be Vice President - concerns about her pregnant unwed teenage daughter aside.

I think her main, crucial point - apart from everything else that's completely retarded about McCain's VP pick - is this:

[The Vice President's] most important job is to be President if the President dies.


I can not imagine anyone more unqualified to be holding the codes to a staggering arsenal of nuclear weapons in the event of a serious military emergency than Sarah Palin. Neither can Matt Damon (no link for you! Google it :)).

Yes, people, all jokes aside, McCain is old. He's 72 and he might freaking well DIE and leave Palin in charge (nominally, anyway) of the most powerful military in the world (it's hard to imagine someone less qualified than George to run the US military, but fuck me - McCain found a DOOZY!). This is a woman who believes she lives in the End Times and that Armageddon's just around the corner and soon Jesus will arrive in his gleaming gold battle-mech and lay waste to the Hellish legions of orcs and trolls and whatever else she and her apocalyptic pastors can imagine. Does America want this lackwit staring down North Korea or reacting to a terrorist dirty bomb? Sheesh. I like America. I like the Americans I've met & spoken to & befriended. I KNOW that there are smart people there. But if you allow this woman access to the West Wing, well, that's it. You'll officially be the fucking stupidest fucking country on Earth and will reap the rewards. You think life sucks under Bush? Let Palin in the Whitehouse and you won't have seen nothin' yet.

Seriously. I'm worried about you guys. Please, this time, for the love of all that's good and decent, just vote with your brains & not with that part of you that thinks "Oh, she's nice, I'd have lunch with her." That's what got you eight years of George!

Hey, isn't it interesting how noone's talking about John McCain anymore? Talk about making yourself irrelevant.



Tuesday, September 16, 2008

I am in love with Tina Fey. Even more than normal.

Not only is Tina Fey utterly gorgeous and funnier than taking a shower in clown blood, she's also caring: she's saved me the effort of expending any more energy talking about Sarah Palin. Observe.



Thanks Tina. See you in my dreams.
xxx

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